Dan Feyer won the American Crossword Puzzle Tournament this past weekend. Andrew Greene has collected a list of #ChuckNorrisFacts-style jokes about his preternatural grid-filling abilities, penned by those who were humbled by him in person. A sampling:
I once had an idea for a crossword but I decided not to construct it because Dan Feyer had already solved it.
When Will Shortz says “On your marks, get set, GO!”, Dan Feyer gets up and goes, because he’s done.
IBM considered calling its Jeopardy computer “FEYER” but didn’t want to insult Dan Feyer.